Phil Quote #375
Quote from Phil in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Phil: Okay, I'm confused. You're saying that if she tells me she has a problem, I'm not supposed to help her?
Noranne: Not unless she asks for your help.
Phil: But if she lets me help her, I can make her problem go away.
Laurie: Oh! That is such a male thing to say.
Phil: Well, forgive me for being a man.
Kim: Mango or kiwi?
Phil: Ooh, kiwi.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Two Monkeys and a Panda’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] More than anything I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Now, Mom, that's my favorite sweater. I just got it.
Claire: You know what you girls need to learn to do? You need to learn to share. Because that's what sisters do. All right, Haley, nothing's gonna happen to your sweater. Right, Alex? Hmm?
Haley: Okay, fine. Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy T-shirt the one with the guy from Back to the Future on it.
Alex: That's Albert Einstein. And it is not nerdy.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I went to a funeral last Saturday and it got me thinking about where Gloria and I were gonna end up after we die.
Gloria: Yeah, it's been a fun week.
Jay: I don't like loose ends. So I made a few calls. I found these people selling a couple of primo plots in the best cemetery in town. Not that I'm gonna go there anytime soon.
Gloria: Don't be so sure. With all that bacon that he eats.
Jay: Well, I gotta give my cholesterol pills something to do.