Claire Quote #123
Quote from Claire in Manny Get Your Gun
Luke: You do fun stuff. You do fun stuff. You put that potato chip in my sandwich. That was a crunchy surprise.
Claire: Nope. That was your dad. Everything fun is your dad. Second Christmas, Italian accent night, this race.
Luke: Which we could've won. Your way is way faster.
Claire: It is, isn't it? Buckle up, Luke. Today you have two fun parents. [pulls out]
Luke: Come on, Mom. You can do it.
Claire: That's right, I can.
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‘Manny Get Your Gun’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Luke: Don't cry, Mom.
Claire: I am not crying. Let me fill you in on a little secret, Luke. When I met your dad, I was fun too. But I had to give all that up, because you can't have two fun parents. That's a carnival. You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents. Mark my words. Mm-hmm.
Quote from Manny
Manny: [on the phone] Uh, yes, hello. Is Seymour Butts there?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I never made a prank call, never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like. So I knew I had to make the most of what little childhood I had left.
[back:]
Manny: Not Lutz. I'm looking for Butts. Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of Butts. Very funny. I don't have time for this foolishness.
Quote from Manny
Manny: They say it's going to be a rainy weekend.
Jay: They don't know.
Manny: I do. My knee's been singing all morning.