Cameron Quote #155
Quote from Cameron in The Kiss
Mitchell: Oh! I'll say it again. I love you in paisley.
Cameron: Ooh, let me lock the door and draw the curtains.
Mitchell: What does that mean?
Cameron: Doesn't mean anything.
Mitchell: Good.
Cameron: You know exactly what it means. You won't kiss me in front of other people because you're ashamed of who you are. And yes, I went there.
Mitchell: Okay, you can't say, "Yes, I went there" when you go there all the time. And by the way, I'm the one who makes speeches on airplanes every time someone looks at us weird. I'm the one who gives my dad hell when he refers to you as my "friend."
Cameron: That's different. That's confrontation. But you know what takes real strength?
Mitchell: Whining?
Cameron: Affection.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection. I remember once at a New Year's Eve Party, stroke of midnight he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high-five. Two, gays don't high-five.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Honey, I'm sorry. I'm just teasing you.
Gloria: Instead of being the comedian, why don't you help me?
Jay: What do you need?
Gloria: Slap the chicken.
Jay: Do what?
Gloria: In Colombia, when you cook in honor of the departed you have to scare death away from the food to protect the people that are gonna eat it. Slap it and yell.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera:] I made all that up. That's not a real custom in Colombia. We're not lunatics. But you mess with us and we mess with you. That's the custom.