Jay Quote #128
Quote from Jay in Game Changer
Jay: Okay, Mitchell, I'm gonna teach you a couple of basic Brazilian jiu-jitsu moves. Now, just- just attack me.
Mitchell: I'm sorry- What?
Jay: Take any deep-seated anger you may have, get a running start and come at me.
Mitchell: Dad, I don't have any deep-seated anger.
Jay: Remember that Halloween when I wouldn't let you go as Olivia Newton-John?
Mitchell: [yells, charges at Jay]
Jay: You see what I did? I used your momentum against you. I learned this choke from the Gracie brothers. It's called the lion killer- mata leao.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Game Changer’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Well, gotta hit the sack. Big Saturday tomorrow.
Claire: That's right. It's somebody's birthday.
Phil: Not just that. The iPad comes out- on my actual birthday. It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, "We love you, Phil."
Quote from Gloria
Manny: B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe.
Gloria: Are you sure there's not an "E-I" in the middle?
Manny: No. It's "I-E."
Gloria: Good, papi! If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either.
Manny: I don't think they're trying to fool me.
Quote from Haley
Claire: What is so great about that doohickey anyhow?
Phil: "Doohickey," Elly May? It's a movie theater, a library and a music store all rolled into one awesome pad.
Alex: A library is a place where people get books.
Haley: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.