Claire Quote #65
Haley: Then I'm, like, "There's no way I'm wearing that." And she was, like-
Claire: Like.
Haley: "Well, if you don't wear it, then you can't play." And then I was, like, "That's fine by me."
Claire: Honey, like.
Haley: And then she was, like, "Well, if you don't play-"
Claire: Like! Like!
Haley: Mom! Stop!
Claire: Stop saying "like" all the time.
Haley: You're embarrassing me! Stop it!
Claire: Like, like, like, like, aah!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fears’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.