Claire Quote #48
Quote from Claire in Fifteen Percent
Claire: [on the phone] Hey, it's me.
Phil: Hey.
Claire: Listen, I've got a bunch of moms over here who wanna watch the talent show DVD, and I can't get the sound to work.
Phil: Is there a picture?
Claire: Yes. [tapping away]
Phil: Be honest. Did you do that thing where you get frustrated and you start pressing all the buttons?
Claire: No.
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Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
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Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.