Cameron Quote #1327
Quote from Cameron in Tree's A Crowd
Mitchell: Okay, uh... you know what? You... You be the donor. I don't think that I can have a kid in the world and not be a part of their life.
Cameron: Oh, Mitchell, I don't think I can, either. It would kill me to have a little button-nose beauty out there kicking up a storm as the first female punter or the first male Rockette.
Mitchell: We begged them. We're gonna look like such flakes. They're gonna be heartbroken.
Cameron: How do we tell them?
Mitchell: We're just gonna have to be completely honest.
Cameron: We could tell them the microwave's been on the fritz and we're both sterile.
Mitchell: Great. That.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Tree's A Crowd’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Eh, there comes a point in every gay man's life when a lesbian couple asks him for his sperm.
Cameron: Unless you're Mitchell and me.
Mitchell: Yeah.
Cameron: All of our friends have been asked, while we have been cruelly overlooked.
Mitchell: It's painful. It's like not getting picked to play kickball.
Cameron: Well, that never happened to me. I was my kickball team's captain. Well, only after our star broke his leg and had to be put down. He was a...
Mitchell: A mule. From a mile away.
Quote from Jay
Jay: It wasn't gonna work out with Sherry anyway. She's Canadian. They have ducks on their money. They sell milk in a bag.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Honey, what are you doing?
Phil: I just saw this incredible telekinesis video. I'm trying to make a piece of bacon levitate.
Claire: Don't you have to, I don't know, work?
Phil: Are you saying it'll never happen? Is there perhaps a more colorful way of saying that?
Claire: I know you're trying to get me to say "It'll happen when pigs fly."
Phil: That counts. [gasps; lifts bacon] What? Oh, my gosh!