Gloria Quote #840
Quote from Gloria in A Game of Chicken
Gloria: Jay, you're back!
Jay: Why do you sound surprised? You cut my brakes or something? [Gloria laughs] What the hell's a priest doing here?
Gloria: Oh, it's just a check-up. One of the babies maybe is... possessed.
Jay: Wait, are you baptizing them behind Haley and what's-his-name's back? You can't do that to other people's kids!
Gloria: It's not a big deal. If it works, the babies are protected, their souls are safe, and they're gonna spend eternity in Heaven. If it doesn't, it's just like I gave them a little bath.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Game of Chicken’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Ugh. I don't even know how I can decide, but I guess it can't hurt.
Gloria: Yahoo! You're going to the kingdom of Heaven. And there, you're going to join the souls of some of our greats, like Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, Danny DeVito when he dies.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Why is there a priest here?
Dylan: I told you, Poppy's possessed! Everybody can see it but you.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Except for Father Ramirez, all the priests I asked were "uncomfortable" with my secret baptism. They said it was "borderline kidnapping," that they found my trickery "devilish." It's like, when did Catholics become so judgmental?