Jay Quote #1471
Quote from Jay in Pool Party
Jay: Where's my dog? And what are you doing here? I thought you had a flat tire.
Gloria: I had to catch the thief that was stealing Phil's signs, so I put Stella's tracking thing on it.
Jay: What? What if she's down the street with that over-sexed Chihuahua?
Gloria: Jay, she needs it, and you can't be her everything!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Pool Party’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Oh, it's so hot. I can't wait to jump in that pool.
Lily: I never said I'd get in the pool.
Cameron: Okay, Lily, stop. You are an exotic Vietnamese beauty. Scarlett Johansson would play you in a movie until Twitter told her she couldn't.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I thought about which of my competitors might want to take me down, and I kept coming back to one guy... Gil Thorpe. A man tells you enough times he's gonna "thorpedo" your career, you start to believe he might do something "therrible." Well, not this time.
Quote from Gloria
Lindsay: You're kidding. Another one?
Phil: I'm afraid so, Lindsay.
Sam: Who keeps taking our signs?
Gloria: Don't worry, Sam, we're going to find out. Miss, do you have any enemies? Are you in a blood feud?
Phil: Gloria.
Gloria: Have you recently joined a political opposition?