Gloria Quote #711
Quote from Gloria in Catch of the Day
Jay: If you say you weren't in an accident, I believe you.
Gloria: Thank you, baby.
Jay: There is just one more thing.
Gloria: Is that my phone?
Jay: Yeah. You've got a lot of interesting pictures here, but especially this one. It looks like the front end of your car is rammed into the back end of this car. Now, I'm not an insurance adjuster, but I would say that that's pretty solid proof you were in an accident.
Gloria: That's not my car.
Jay: But why would you take a picture of some random accident?
Gloria: To remind me of how precious life is.
Jay: That's your license plate.
Gloria: Do you even know who makes license plates, Jay? Prisoners! Are you gonna take the word of a convicted felon over your wife's?
Jay: Makes no sense.
Gloria: Exactly.
Jay: What is your problem?! Don't you see what this is doing to me?! I need to know that you can admit when you made a mistake. I know there's good in you, Gloria!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Catch of the Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: When did we decide that Lily could go to Disneyland? I thought we were gonna talk about this.
Cameron: She's missing one day of school. I missed half of the fifth grade because of a pig bite, and I'm just as educated as anyone else.
Mitchell: Really? When we met, you thought you grew up in Central America.
Cameron: Missouri is in the center of America.
Mitchell: Okay. You also thought that the cavemen killed the dinosaurs.
Cameron: Were you there?
Quote from Joe
Jay: I know she got to you, but, uh, I need you to tell me the truth.
Joe: Is that ice cream for me?
Jay: Could be. What happened to your mom's car? [Joe is silent] I can wait all day, but the trouble with ice cream is, it melts.
Joe: I like it when it melts.
Jay: What do you mean you like it when it melts? Nobody likes ice cream when it melts.
Joe: It's like soup.
Jay: You hate soup.
Joe: Not chocolate soup.
Quote from Pam
Cameron: Pameron Jessica Tucker, listen to me. You need to stop those dirty jailbird phone calls right this second with Bo, or I am...
Pam: Oh, my God! You've been listening in on my private conversation?
Cameron: You should be ashamed of yourself. Talking like a girl from Cricketsville, you were raised better than that.
Pam: You stay the hell out of my business. And stop looking down your nose at Cricketsville. They got a Target now with a Banksy on the side of it.
Cameron: Yeah, right. I'm sure Banksy drove to Cricketsville and painted on the s... Oh, you mean the ATM.
Pam: Well, what the hell else would I be talking about?