Jay Quote #843
Quote from Jay in Connection Lost
Claire: [on FaceTime] Dad, I'm really sorry that I eloped. You were a great dad and you should have been there to walk me down the aisle. And- And I've never apologized for taking that away from you.
Jay: Well, we got to do that thing in Hawaii, and that was nice.
Claire: Yeah. Guess what goes around comes around, huh?
Jay: Look. You're in the eye of the tornado right now and you can't see anything but your life swirling around you. But Andy's a good guy, just like Phil and years from now you might look back on this and think "The best thing that could've happened was that dipstick knocking up my daughter."
Claire: [laughs]
Phil: Aw. That's so sweet.
Jay: [groans] Was he listening?
Claire: Yeah
Phil: This dipstick loves you too, Jay!
Jay: I take it all back!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!