Phil Quote #1002

Quote from Phil in Sleeper

Alex: Score! I got a disease that's rare and fun: narcolepsy.
Claire: The company swears that the driver was here at 10:00. They're putting him through to me right now. I'm gonna chip away at his story.
Luke: Let's see how you get out of this.
Phil: I'm thinking.
Alex: It's a neurological condition where people under extreme stress actually fall asleep. It's like a way for the brain to escape.
Claire: I bet he was doing something he shouldn't have. I'm just gonna let him keep talking till he makes a mistake. Everybody makes mistakes.
Luke: And the noose tightens.
Haley: Why were my headphones in the couch?
Claire: [on the phone] Oh, good. You do keep GPS logs on all your drivers.
Phil: There's no way out.
Claire: Let me just write down your name. Hey, does anybody need a receipt from Flipside Records?
[Phil temporarily falls asleep, his head hitting the table as his hand moves a piece on the chess board]
Luke: Damn it! I didn't even see that!
Alex: Wow.

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Quote from Haley

Alex: Hey, can you drop me off at the library?
Haley: Sorry. I'm meeting some friends at that coffee shop on Lake.
Alex: You mean the one next to the library?
Haley: That's a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn't allow makeup.

Quote from Phil

Alex: This sucks. My teacher gave me mononucleosis.
Claire: As a parent, I feel I should ask about this.
Haley: Slow down. It's not like she gets that many tugs on the line.
Alex: It's for A.P. Bio. We have to write a report about a disease, and I got the worst one. This is a joke.
Phil: Actually, it's pretty serious. Back in college, I caught mono from my roommate, Ling. Served us right for fooling around. Never share a flute, kids.

Quote from Phil

Luke: When is the washing machine gonna get fixed? I'm wearing a swimsuit underneath my pants.
Claire: Everybody's gonna have clean clothes soon. The repair guy's supposed to come today between 10:00 and 2:00. Oh! Honey, can you be here for that?
Phil: Can I sit around in an empty house and wait for someone? Baby, I'm a realtor. I have a license for that.