Jay Quote #280
Quote from Jay in Mother's Day
Phil: What's this? What? Hey, Jay, maybe after this, we should make the perfect mom. All we need is a tablespoon of love, one cup of warmth. Add one heart, softened.
Jay: What the hell are you talking about?
Phil: This recipe for the perfect mom, by Jay Francis Pritchett, age nine.
Jay: Geez, I forgot all about that. I didn't know she had that in there.
Phil: What's that, Francis?
Jay: Nothing. How much longer on the meat?
Phil: Ohh. I love this part about "serves one small boy." It's adorable. Wow. A hundred and seventy five pounds of tenderness. She must have loved that. Big woman? Jay?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: And that's when I saw it.
[back:]
Phil: Jay? Are- Are you crying?
Jay: No. It's the onions, damn it. Give me these. What are you looking at?
Phil: Nothing. Those really frame your face.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] There's nothing gays hate more than when people...
Both: Treat us like women.
Cameron: We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower. We don't have a time of the month. We don't love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: What the hell are those?
Phil: Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Jay teared up in front of me. He'd never shown me that kind of vulnerability, and it embarrassed him. I'd shamed the proud lion. Only thing to do, hug the proud lion. Oh, I could get bit. I could get scratched. But you know what's inside every lion? A pussycat.