Quote from Jay in Mother's Day
Phil: What's this? What? Hey, Jay, maybe after this, we should make the perfect mom. All we need is a tablespoon of love, one cup of warmth. Add one heart, softened. Jay: What the hell are you talking about? Phil: This recipe for the perfect mom, by Jay Francis Pritchett, age nine. Jay: Geez, I forgot all about that. I didn't know she had that in there. Phil: What's that, Francis? Jay: Nothing. How much longer on the meat? Phil: Ohh. I love this part about "serves one small boy." It's adorable. Wow. A hundred and seventy five pounds of tenderness. She must have loved that. Big woman? Jay? [aside to camera:] Phil: And that's when I saw it. [back:] Phil: Jay? Are- Are you crying? Jay: No. It's the onions, damn it. Give me these. What are you looking at? Phil: Nothing. Those really frame your face.