Luke: Remember when I took nighttime medicine in the daytime and fell down the stairs?
Claire: [laughs] Yeah.
Phil: Remember? I bent all your fingers back into their sockets.
Luke: Well, I had to go to three different doctors, and every one of them made me fill out the same forms. Introducing FormFiller Med, a secure encrypted mobile app that transfers your medical and insurance info to your doctor's office with a tap of your phone. No more filling out the same boring forms over and over again. I ran the idea by a couple old guys at the club, and they loved it.
Scooter: Yeah, and we weren't even drunk yet. [Scooter and Luke laugh]
Phil: Alcoholism kills millions of people a day.