[aside to camera:]
Gloria: Something horrible happened to me last weekend.
[flashback:]
Gloria: I'll just have the... seafood salad.
Waiter: Very good. And for your husband?
Gloria: [laughs] Oh, no, no. He's my husband.
Jay: That's what he said.
[back:]
Gloria: The day I have dreaded finally came... People assume that I am Jay's... [whispering] wife.