Gloria: Mitch, come here. Show them how to be a real man. He has been getting threatening texts all day from a fugitive, and he hasn't even flinched.
Mitchell: Well, they're lucky they're pretty, right? [chuckles]
Lily: Daddy, can I borrow your phone? I want to apologize to Christina.
Gloria: Lily, no. His phone might be evidence in a murder trial.
Mitchell: Whose?
Cameron: Sweetie, have you been using Daddy's phone to text your friend?
Lily: Yeah, and I said some mean stuff. She's probably been texting me back.
Mitchell: [cellphone chimes] My God. Okay, okay. "I'm... I'm right outside your house. This ends now." Oh! [chimes] "P.S., your hair's ugly."