Quote from Mitchell in SuperShowerBabyBowl
Gloria: Mitch, come here. Show them how to be a real man. He has been getting threatening texts all day from a fugitive, and he hasn't even flinched. Mitchell: Well, they're lucky they're pretty, right? [chuckles] Lily: Daddy, can I borrow your phone? I want to apologize to Christina. Gloria: Lily, no. His phone might be evidence in a murder trial. Mitchell: Whose? Cameron: Sweetie, have you been using Daddy's phone to text your friend? Lily: Yeah, and I said some mean stuff. She's probably been texting me back. Mitchell: [cellphone chimes] My God. Okay, okay. "I'm... I'm right outside your house. This ends now." Oh! [chimes] "P.S., your hair's ugly."