Jay: Relax, would ya? I'm just trying to get in shape.
Gloria: Okay, but hurry, because we have to go and pick up Joe at the birthday party. Wait a minute. Is that what this is all about Henry's father? I don't understand why you're so insecure just because he's younger, stronger, and more rugged than you are.
Jay: Go easy. I'm working on only one breakfast.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Joe won't shut up about his new friend's dad. "Henry's dad is so tough". Who cares? He was a stunt double in a couple of "Bourne" movies. From the first time Joe went over there, that guy's been trying to prove how cool he is.