Quote from Phil in The Day Alex Left for College
Phil: It's like being on a submarine, right? [laughs] You guys, uh, fans of Tom Clancy? Oh, uh, you know what? Luke'll finish the tour. It's the office. Luke: It's not ringing. Phil: This is your moment. [pretend answering phone] Hello? Luke: Follow me, I guess. Elderly Homebuyer: How did we get on the second floor? Phil: Isn't it great? There's an imperceptible rise. So you guys can either reverse course or take turns sliding down the fireman's pole. Luke'll show you.