Luke: Good thing we had Mom's gas card.
Haley: Don't make me regret buying you that lighter, dude. Put it down.
Alex: Okay, I'm just gonna say it. Our parents are totally irresponsible. And I'm not just talking about us walking in on their little freak show earlier.
Haley: Just let it go.
Alex: No! We're lucky to be alive. How often do they let Luke go to school in shorts in the winter? And they let me ride in the front seat before I was 60 pounds. And they never shut the gate at the top of the stairs when we were babies. Do you know how many times you fell on your head? Do you?