Cameron: Oh. My phone's in my pocket. Here, would you grab it? I can't get it.
Mitchell: Yep. Alright.
Cameron: Who is it?
Mitchell: Oh, it's from Jotham. "Just heard. I'm so sorry. How are you doing?" What's that about?
Cameron: I have no idea.
Mitchell: Oh, L'Michael. "Sending all my love, Camembert. Call me."
Cameron: What?
Mitchell: Artemis. "Ronaldo told me about you and Mitchell. Broken-heart emoji, tear emoji, Tammy Faye Bakker crying GIF."
Cameron: What did Ronaldo tell him?
Mitchell: No clue. I-I just saw him here, and he asked where you were, and I told him that we split up to shop and that... Oh, my God. He thinks we actually split up.
Cameron: Oh, and it's gone viral. Well, there are two things a gay can't sit on... a plastic patio chair and a juicy bit of gossip.