Luke: Hey. Three years ago, I came in here, and when I saw you, I fell in love. The kind of love that punches you in the gut and makes you wanna be a better man. But when I asked you out, you said, "Sorry, kid. You're cute, but I don't date teenagers." Well, check it out.
Woman: Oh! Happy birthday! But now I don't date men.
Luke: Oh. Well, looks like I've got a decision to make.