Phil: [aside to camera] As a parent, you don't get a lot of good, clean, guilt-free victories.
Claire: That's why it's hard not to feel pretty damn good about ourselves today.
Phil: Because this afternoon, we are going to watch our daughter Alex graduate.
Claire: With honors!
Phil: From the world-renowned Caltech.
Both: ♪ When the Caltech Beavers face you at sports ♪ ♪ Prepare to relinquish the ba-a-all ♪
Claire: Their best minds weren't focused on the fight song.