Quote from Pepper in We Need to Talk About Lily
Phil: Look. The only way you're ever gonna find out if we're friends is if you buy that house and see if I stick around. Pepper: Seems like an expensive experiment. Phil: Sign the offer, if you love the house. Either that or fire me. It's the only way you're gonna know. Pepper: [signs My heart is in your... Phil: I'll see you. Pepper: I knew it. Assassin! Phil: [laughing] I'm messing with you. That's what I do with my friends. Pepper: [laughing] Oh. I see. Delightful. I'm new at straight chummery.