Quote from Phil in Blasts from the Past
Phil: What's that? Claire: Oh, I'm on hold. I'm booking us into a converted castle in Tuscany for our anniversary. Phil: Does it have a moat? Claire: I've been working on all of our receipts for taxes. Looks like we're getting a refund, which means that we can afford to... Phil: To pay the dwarf who will lower the drawbridge if we answer his riddles three? Claire: I'm gonna nip this in the bud. No moat.