Jay: Hey, kid. I need to talk to you about you and your girlfriend. It's a sensitive subject.
Manny: If this is about the sounds coming from my room last night, it wasn't what you think. We were rearranging the furniture, and then we were congratulating each other on how it turned out.
Jay: Sadly, I believe you. I thought you liked your furniture exactly like it was? We fired two cleaning women over this.