Quote from Gloria in Kids These Days
Claire: I am fascinated by this mall story of yours... So, you say you were shopping? Gloria: Yes. [laughs] You know me and shoes. Claire: Oh! Well, let's take a look, why don't we? [gasps] Ooh! I had no idea your foot was so tiny. Gloria: Yes, I am so big in the top and small in the bottom, like South America herself.