Quote from Phil in Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Dylan: Hey, guys. Luke: Hey, Dylan. Sweet lid. What did it cost you? Dylan: Zilch. Someone threw a bunch of them in the trash across the street. Claire: So, uh, Haley's waiting for you downstairs. Off you go. Phil: Hang on. I used to have a Panama that looked a little like... [Dylan removes one hat, revealing another] And my fedora! You duped me into believing we were donating them to ISSBA, and you were just gonna throw them in the trash. But this doesn't just hurt me, Claire. What about the poor people at the Institute for Sun-Sensitive Bald... Americans?