Luke: [aside to camera] So, it turns out Paige was only making dinner for me so she could get close to my dad.
Phil: I am sorry, buddy, but I did warn everyone about the Dunphy charm.
Luke: It's also a little interesting that Paige's Realtor dad abandoned the family when she was 12.
Phil: Seems irrelevant.
Luke: He also dabbled in magic.
Phil: Now we're just having two separate conversations.
Luke: Did you know her last three boyfriends were 50?
Phil: Maybe spend a little less time with your nose in that psych book and a little more time being sexy.