Quote from Dylan in I Love a Parade
[flashback:] Haley: Lost again? Dylan: No. This time, I meant to come back. I have some pretty big news. You should probably be sitting for this. Haley: O... kay. [raises bed] Dylan: I lied. I'm not married anymore. My wife left me for her ex-husband. I'm a divorcé. Haley: Why are you telling me this? Dylan: Because I'm back in town, I'm going to nursing school, and we might run into each other. I don't want to spend the rest of my life pretending my wife is in the bathroom. Haley: Yeah, I would start to worry about her after a while