[flashback:]
Haley: Lost again?
Dylan: No. This time, I meant to come back. I have some pretty big news. You should probably be sitting for this.
Haley: O... kay. [raises bed]
Dylan: I lied. I'm not married anymore. My wife left me for her ex-husband. I'm a divorcé.
Haley: Why are you telling me this?
Dylan: Because I'm back in town, I'm going to nursing school, and we might run into each other. I don't want to spend the rest of my life pretending my wife is in the bathroom.
Haley: Yeah, I would start to worry about her after a while