Security guard: Excuse me, ma'am. Can I talk with you for a moment?
Gloria: Yes?
Security guard: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now.
Gloria: Huh?
Security guard: The hotel owner is very strict about women who do what you do.
Gloria: Ooh, you're gonna take me to a room where the hotel owner is going to give me a very tough, sexy talking to?
Security guard: No, you're gonna leave, or we're gonna call the police.
Gloria: Yes, call the police.
Jay: Gloria!
Gloria: I've been a very, very bad girl.
Jay: [normal voice] This is not a part of it. Sir, she is not a prostitute. This is my wife.
Security guard: That's what they all say. Please.
Jay: Yep, that's probably what I would've said.