I'm glad you woke up when you did. You almost slept through the second Saturday in January.
Phil: Why would you put it like that?
Jay: [bell dings] Hear ye, hear ye! I hereby declare the opening of the first annual Dunphy Games hospital edition. Tests of strength, chance and cunning. With the winner receiving the coveted Dunphy chalice. To our champion, Mitchell! Extinguish the torch. And that concludes the first Dunphy Games.
Phil: Uh, Wi-Wi-Winter Dunphy Games. We'll see you all again July 9 for the Summer-
Jay: Take the win, Phil.