Alex: Dad's gonna be fine.
Haley: Since we're on the subject, at my funeral, make sure the pallbearers say things like, "Wow, she's so light," and things like, "Is she even in here?"
Alex: I don't want to be buried. I'm donating my body to science.
Haley: Haven't you already?
Alex: I'm putting kettle bells in your coffin. And make sure my cadaver goes to an Ivy League. I don't want some hungover freshman from Swarthmore getting his hands all over me.