Gloria: [aside to camera] I was a little grumpy. I had agreed to do this magic trick at the party with Phil. I go into a box, and then I come out in my wedding dress. But there was a problem.
[flashback:]
Gloria: Pull!
Joe: She won't budge!
[back to camera:]
Gloria: The only logical explanation is that somebody snuck into my closet and shrunk my wedding dress. Like, probably my sister. So for the past week, I've had to, like, get even skinnier than I was at my wedding. Oh, shut up.