Quote from Mitchell in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Mitchell: Okay, you know? Y- Y- Yes! You're fired! Okay? You're an incompetent man-diva. The only thing you've ever built is a closet, i.e. a box of air. So get out, and don't let the door hit you on your ample behind. Jay: Nicely done. Maybe an unnecessary shot at closets, particularly from someone who was in one for 22 years, but...