[aside to camera:]
Claire: It's self-fulfilling. Phil believes something bad is gonna happen, so he makes it happen.
[flashback:]
Phil: Ow! Paper cut. Of course, today.
Claire: Seriously? Is this part of the underwear prophecy? Aren't you being a little dramatic?
[Phil's chair collapses and he falls to the ground]
Claire: Phil?
[aside to camera:]
Claire: Little bit harder to connect the dots on that one. But coincidences do happen. [shrugs]