Claire: Morning, Phil.
Phil: No! It's not a... It's not a good morning. It's gonna be an even worse day.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Every morning, before I shower, I kick off my underwear. If I catch it, it's gonna be a great day. If I don't, disaster. I know that sounds crazy, but it's an old family ritual my grandfather did until the day he died. A day, you guessed it, that he dropped his underwear.