Claire: Manny, how do you take your eggs?
Manny: Like God made 'em. [cracks egg into a glass, drinks the yolk and throws the shell out of the window] Mm!
Haley: Manny, what are you doing?
Luke: This isn't Manny. It's Manuel. He's trying to reinvent himself for college. He's going for a strong, silent type.
Manny: Hey, don't try to define me, man.
Haley: "Manuel's" gonna last five minutes.
Manny: Hey. [bones crack] It is what it is, man.