Phil: I'm not paying $350 for a moisture sensor that costs $28. I'll fix it myself.
Maintenance guy: [Russian accent] It's a complicated job. You know what I did back in Russia?
Phil: Yeah, yeah, I know. You were a doctor or a scientist.
Maintenance guy: I fixed dryers.
Phil: Oh.
Maintenance guy: I've been doing this a long time is my point.
Phil: Well, Yuri, Phil Dunphy is no pushover. I'm afraid it's a hard nyet.