Cameron: Oh, my gosh, doesn't everything look so lovely?
Mitchell: Well, it's high school. Dress it up all you want, it's still the place I spent four years being tormented by sadistic bullies.
Claire: Nice shirt, Michelle.
Cameron: Oh, you know what? Times have changed. In high school, did you ever imagine you'd end up with the football coach?
Mitchell: The football coach? No. The swim coach, Mr. Artino, almost nightly.