Jay: Why did you have it?
Mitchell: Well, I know why. Yeah, because they're all working together.
Cameron: Oh, here we go. You should've heard his paranoia this morning about the the Russian renters?
Mitchell: Oh, I'm glad I'm glad you brought up the Russians because look at what I found!
Jay: That's my El Conquistador Especial. Gloria took that from me this morning.
Mitchell: Oh, let me guess, right before she went out to buy orange juice-
Jay: That's right.
Mitchell: Except for she wasn't. She was with Cam getting rid of the squatters while I was being stalled by that man!
Phil: They helped me hide a reindeer!