Father: Look, buddy. I don't know who egged you, but I can understand why. A kid takes a little extra candy and you chased him home? He's 9. How old are you, Batman? 50?
Cameron: [gasps]
Father: What kind of person does that?
Mitchell: I will- I will tell you what kind of person. Someone who believes in a civilized society, who believes that the future of our country depends on the lessons that we teach our children. "What kind of person," sir? A hero.
Boy: I didn't do it!
Mitchell: Oh, come on. We heard you laughing!
Boy: 'Cause the blonde lady with an Axe in her head threw an egg at you.
Mitchell: Blonde lady?
Cameron: Axe?
[aside to camera:]
Claire: That squirting flower really yanked my chain. Could not go unanswered.