Haley: So, uh, how long is this going to take?
Phil: I just need to reorder some promotional Frisbees, and say a quick hi to Merv, the genius who supplied me with coasters and key chains for over a decade. He even put my face on a pillow.
Haley: That story makes me want to put a pillow over my face. Can we just get this over with? I have a spray tan at 4:00.
Merv Schechter: Spray tan! Who needs a spray tan? Someone in winter. [chuckles] That's why you put a coupon on a ice scraper. Boom! Just sent another grandkid to Brandeis.
Phil: He shoots, he scores!