Claire: Wow, those sausages smell fantastic! You all right, Dad?
Jay: Yeah, I guess I could say a few words. I appreciate you guys honoring me on this great holiday. But I'm not the only dad here. You three lucked out a little bit in that department, right?
Luke: We sure did.
Haley: Eh.
Alex: Well.
Phil: Best job I ever had. Raising two dynamite ladies and [voice breaking] the best buddy a guy could ever ask for.