Quote from Phil in Double Click
Phil: What smells so good? Alex: I'm making my favorite lasagna for my own "Welcome Home" dinner. Phil: Uh-huh. Can I ask you a question? Alex: What? Phil: Do you think it's possible that your brother snuck a girl in here last night? Alex: I wouldn't be too surprised. So you think he's- T- That they've been- Alex: Oh, come on, Dad. Don't be so naive. We were all 17 once. It's not like we all... [Phil is silent as Alex backs out of the room. aside to camera:] Phil: I sat there like that for 20 minutes. And then I got some more awful news.