Phil: What smells so good?
Alex: I'm making my favorite lasagna for my own "Welcome Home" dinner.
Phil: Uh-huh. Can I ask you a question?
Alex: What?
Phil: Do you think it's possible that your brother snuck a girl in here last night?
Alex: I wouldn't be too surprised. So you think he's- T- That they've been-
Alex: Oh, come on, Dad. Don't be so naive. We were all 17 once. It's not like we all...
[Phil is silent as Alex backs out of the room. aside to camera:]
Phil: I sat there like that for 20 minutes. And then I got some more awful news.