Alex: [answering phone] Hello?
Claire: There's an intruder in the house. What?! But you have nothing to worry about with Pritchett's Guardian 3000 Closet, which doubles as a military-grade panic room.
Alex: So no intruder?
Claire: No! I'm just so excited about this idea. I'm debuting it next week at ClosetCon. What do you think?
Alex: I think I'm studying for finals. Can't you scare the crap out of a focus group?
Claire: Like I'm gonna share my best closet idea with a room full of strangers four days before the most hotly anticipated storage convention in North America.
Alex: Good point. You do have Haley's number, right? [hangs up]