Cameron: [aside to camera] Fortunately, Chuckle Chums aren't all that expensive to replace. They're mainly just an excuse for lonely people to go outside.
Mitchell: Point is, we learned our lesson. No more snooping.
Cameron: Absolutely. Although we still don't have an explanation for those creaky floorboards in the middle of the night. Heavy-footed going on way, light coming back. Was it Tommy joining his Chums for a menage à trois, then being replaced by Mrs. Wilkerson on the couch?
Mitchell: Okay, you need... [high-pitched sneeze] Help!